Dr. J on metaphysical problems and solutions
Contributor: “Dr. J”Dr. J offers his irreverent, slightly irrelevant, but possibly useful opinions on health and fitness. A Florida surgeon and fitness freak with a black belt in karate, he runs 50 miles a week and flies a Cherokee Arrow 200.
Metaphysical problems
I’ve been noticing a metaphysical trend lately in the world of health and fitness. What I mean by this is that people have gotten very metaphysically philosophical in their attempt to reach a place of being healthy and fit.
During the last semester of my senior year in college, because I had already been accepted to begin my medical studies, and, well, I was a senior after all, I decided to reward myself and signed up to take my first and only philosophy course, Metaphysical Problems!
Philosophy was that strange unknown area that beckoned to me like the Sirens’ song to Ulysses. On that first day, sitting at my desk, I could feel the ropes beginning to surround me, getting tighter as I more fully understood what trial I had undertaken. The professor teaching the class reminded me of the Penguin in the Batman tales, as he strode up and down the isles, pontificating and, I kid you not, smoking a cigar!
I managed to receive a “pass” for the class, as one of the smarter things I did was to take the course with only a pass/fail option. Up to that time I had received an “A” on every paper I had written in college, but for this class, my paper “Evolutionary Determinates of Human Morality,” was gruffly handed back to me with a “C” grade and a note indicating my professor’s total disagreement with my original concept.
Interestingly enough, years later that idea was accepted by more philosophical minds as one valid theory of the formation of human morality. Not in time for me to improve my grade, but pleasantly in time for me to email the university’s philosophy department with my observations of “things one remembers from college.”

My other interesting memory of that class is, even when it was over, I had absolutely no idea what metaphysical meant! That understanding was to come years later, thanks to the serendipitous discovery of the book, Non-being and Something-ness, Selections from the Comic Strip Inside Woody Allen, with an introduction by R. Buckminster Fuller. I finally understood, as described in the introduction:
The Einstein school of scientists declare: “All that is physical is energy, and all physical energy can move instrument pointers.” Therefore it follows that any and all the experiences that do not move instrument pointers are metaphysical.
Metaphysics seemed so much more understandable now. Perhaps it was the cigar smoke that had clouded my awareness?
Metaphysics in health and fitness
Metaphysical thinkers frequently talk about their health and fitness issues, reasons for failure and what they will be doing to change all that with means that are more in the realm of the metaphysical such as motivational sayings, positive visualizations, mental imagery, letting go of their barriers to weight loss and reading books that claim to be able to heal their problems.
It’s not that they are not dealing with metaphysical problems. The problem is that they are looking for metaphysical solutions. For example, you have heard the phrase, “Laughter is the best medicine.” It isn’t “Humor is the best medicine.” Humor is a metaphysical concept, laughter is an active physical behavior, and that’s where solutions lie.
Perhaps metaphysics is just a primary stage on the way to being successful, but I worry that it isn’t, because I often do not see people progressing beyond this point.
Solutions begin with a physical change. They must be based on the concept of action, and as long as the solution remains metaphysical, it will never solve anything.
Metaphysics is a fascinating area of philosophy, but until we translate it into the area of the physical, it will not give us the results we want. It is just one more way to be stuck, and one more excuse to fail. It is a seductive trap, because it fools you into thinking you are making progress.
I think it’s time to get out of the metaphysical and get into the physical! Start expanding your activity level with real physical movement, not metaphysical concepts.
I suggest an exploration of Physical Philosophy: I move, therefore I am!
Don’t try to figure it out. Just do it!
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“It’s not that they are not dealing with metaphysical problems. The problem is that they are looking for metaphysical solutions.”
Epic sentence. Descartes in dark glasses. Very well written. Agree 100%. Great post Dr. J!
I like the “I move therefore I am”… we have to ACT and not just talk.
Wow, heavy stuff! My brain is not quite as smart as yours BUT I get the I move therefore I am!!! Yes, I read plenty of stuff but what got me losing weight & getting fit was the physical. I started exercising & eating better. I put a plan into action & followed it thru. I stayed consistent & made necessary changes along the way… I think that is physical.
Jeez, I hope I got the jist of your post.. if not, I commented anyway!!! :-)
Guess we’re all different– I HAVE to get metaphysical in order to get physical. Motivation is a difficult issue for me; without mental tricks I’d still be sitting on my ass!
Interesting post, though, and you make me want to learn more about metaphysics!
Oh, how I agree with you on this one! And while I have so much to say on this topic this comment box is probably not the most appropriate place to say it :-)
Good Job, I’m all about the practical, action taking crowd!
Alright already!
Thanks so much, Roy!! “I think I thought, therefore I might have been” :-)
You are setting an admirable example on many levels, Sagan!
Thanks for your spot on comment, Jody!
Just don’t take up the cigar habit, Crabby :-)
I look forward to seeing a post on this topic on your website, Jolene!
You are a woman of few words and much action, POD!
Seriously, trying to figure it out would only give me a headache! So, I will take your advice and just do it! Hey, did Nike steal that line from you?
Perhaps the metaphysical seems “easier” than getting out there and working out.
“I think not,” said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
No, Sahar, my line is, “just did it!” :-)
It does now, Vered, but in that philosophy class, not so much!
That’s still thinking, Merry!
LOL! ‘Just did it’….I need that t-shirt!!!!
Just put a little *Dr. J after our motto, RickyRae :-)
Hi Dr. J,
I did the same pass/fail option in that class after debating if a chair was really there for the entire first session of the class. :)
I’m going to light my incense and start my pre-working out chanting now (just kidding).
I wish we had taken that class together, John, and did a little tag-team attitude adjustment on the professor :-)
I don’t really have a grip on metaphysics at all, but hey, anything but exercise and healthy eating! I view strange diets as the same kind of thing, looking for some magic key that will make all the difference, without having to make any life changes. Or praying for weight loss, or blood sugar stabilization.
Well said, Julie! Hey, it took reading a comic book for me to understand metaphysics :-)